OYSTERS

Oysters

First let me get this out of the way:
This story is pure genius, a classic, timeless, a masterpiece!

Thanks, that feels better.

Okay, let's begin.

Down and out

Father and son

Roaming the streets of Moscow

Alms

Begging

Words get stuck

Hunger

Always hunger

Dead or dying

Ten roubles for oysters

Hallucinating

Desperation

Pacing up and down

Looking for way out

For an answer

Bite

Chew

There has to be something to eat

Anything

Here come the oysters

Whatever they are

Little frogs from the sea

Eat them live

Disgusting

Circus show

Watch the poor kid eat oysters

He even eats the shell

Hilarious (HaHaHa)

Give him another

Make you thirsty

Pace some more

The rich survive on oysters and other delicacies

But life gets boring sometimes

Thank God for the poor

You can always count on them for a laugh

And only for ten roubles

What a bargain

Save some money

For a little bread for a starving son

For a starving body

Don't be annoying

Amuse us

Eat some oysters boy

Keep pacing

Odds are against you

Serve the champagne.