From the Diary of a Violent-Tempered Man
The man has a temper. You better watch out! I mean it. He can explode any second. Don't mess with him! Certainly don't play games with him. He's got no time for that. No stomach. He's into finance. Dog licenses to be exact. He doesn't know nothing about young women. Doesn't want to know nothing about love. So don't whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Don't send him letters to meet up. Don't make him kiss you. No. Just let him be. He's a volcano. You better believe he is. And don't you dare marry him. Boy, that's asking for trouble.
Honeymoon. Did you just say Honeymoon? Look out!
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